Everyone loves a good R-rated scandal. Even the pearl-clutchers can’t resist. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be clutching. The famous are the most susceptible, of course, because controversy equals ratings. It’s a vicious circle. What makes a good controversy? Well, sex, first and foremost. In most every form, celebs and pop stars are sensational news and the media does everything it can to let everyone know. Wait, is that what we’re doing now?