12 Things Every Nigerian Who Is Doing #FitFam2020 Will Get

For most people, the number one thing on their list of New Year resolutions is joining #FitFam. Well, if you made that promise to yourself as you entered 2020, then this post is for you.

1. Your body, when you promised to join #FitFam in 2020:

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“We’ve heard this before.”

2. You, dusting off your gym clothes from #FitFam2019:

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I swear this time will be different.

3. You, refusing to return to the gym after one session:

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Nah. Nope. Never. I can’t come and kill myself.

4. When you see how much you spent on healthy food.

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From where to where?

5. You, shamefully waking up at midnight to eat eba:

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Don’t look at me.

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6. You, judging yourself whenever you cheat on your diet:

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“After all the mouth you made?”

7. You, begging the calories in shawarma to reduce:

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Please na. Just reduce for today.

8. When you climb the scale and the number has gone up.

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What sorcery is this?

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9. When someone posts their body transformation.

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Abeg, shift.

10. When someone who is eating says “come and join me”.

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Please, don’t tempt me.

11. How you reward yourself after eating a salad:

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I’ve earned this.

12. You, secretly hoping the Okada ban helps you lose weight.

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At least, let one good thing come out of this nonsense.

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